‘the average woman owns 16 bras’ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money
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Average woman owns 16 bras; two that fit, one more that fits but is totally visible under 75% of clothing and can’t be worn with most outfits, three that kiiind of still fit if you can disguise the quadboob, one that has the underwire sticking half out and mauls you when you try to wear it, one that was bought for an especially cheap price but ain’t doin nothin to hold the girls in, seven that definitely no longer fit but they cost too much to be thrown out, plus one special occasion strapless convertible bra (that also doesn’t fit)
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
It’s amazing how unimpressed people are by being loved when it doesn’t fit in with their plans.
Nina George (via lizziebennetsmile)
Ravenclaw: What kind of asshole is like I won’t visit your house until you’ve done a ridiculous number of favours for me and completely redecorated your house to fit my tastes!
Gryffindor: Wait. Are you seriously getting pissed about the new animal crossing game?
Ravenclaw: I just want the hamster named Hamlet to come to my freaking campsite already.
The place in which I’ll fit will not exist until I make it.
James Baldwin (via rebeccabriannee)